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    Apparantly dogs can fart

    I didn't know this, but it became obvious whilst my dog was at the cosmetic surgeon having botox and a tummy tuck.

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    But I can't spell.

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      I didn't know this, but it became obvious whilst my dog was at the cosmetic surgeon having botox and a tummy tuck.

      I can believe this, funny as it sounds.
      I used to have a rabbit that liked to hide in a Top-Hat, sometimes it would persuade my dove to curl up in my handkerchief for a snooze

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        #4
        Why is my brain trying to find a pattern?

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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          I can believe this, funny as it sounds.
          I used to have a rabbit that liked to hide in a Top-Hat, sometimes it would persuade my dove to curl up in my handkerchief for a snooze

          Can you pull a hare out of your arse?

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            #6
            Originally posted by minestrone View Post
            Can you pull a hare out of your arse?
            heh heh

            good one


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              #7
              Originally posted by minestrone View Post
              Can you pull a hare out of your arse?
              You talk out of yours so I should imagine so.

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                #8
                Anyone else notice that dogs fart more after their owners have had curry and beer?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                  Anyone else notice that dogs fart more after their owners have had curry and beer?

                  heh heh

                  thats two lol's in one morning



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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    I didn't know this, but it became obvious whilst my dog was at the cosmetic surgeon having botox and a tummy tuck.
                    ****! You mean you've never smelt your dog's farts!?
                    I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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