Official CUK knob waving thread

**sasguru** · 18 November 2009, 14:37

There'll be a delay while Dim locates his.

**BrilloPad** · 18 November 2009, 14:37

Please put it away. No-one round here wants to see it. Except HAB....

**HairyArsedBloke** · 18 November 2009, 14:42

**RichardCranium** · 18 November 2009, 14:54

Do we make use of our avatars for this? (I have them turned off but don't want to miss out.)

**Pondlife** · 18 November 2009, 15:05

Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

Do we make use of our avatars for this? (I have them turned off but don't want to miss out.)

No, we just post how much we earn and how better our life is than everyone elses. Feel free to back up statements of wealth with house prices, cars and famous people you have slept with.

Hopefully it'll stop every other thread having to cover this topic.

You get extra kudos for quoting the previous poster and calling them a cretin.

HTH

**RichardCranium** · 18 November 2009, 15:12

Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

You get extra kudos for quoting the previous poster and calling them a cretin.

I knew that.

Cretin.

wink wink

**Moscow Mule** · 18 November 2009, 15:14

Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

No, we just post how much we earn and how better our life is than everyone elses. Feel free to back up statements of wealth with house prices, cars and famous people you have slept with.

Hopefully it'll stop every other thread having to cover this topic.

You get extra kudos for quoting the previous poster and calling them a cretin.

HTH

Cretin.

My house is worth more than yours, and I RENT.

*spits * You see that flob, that's your swimming pool in your garden. Oh look, there's your mum *stands and mimes the breast stroke*

**sasguru** · 18 November 2009, 16:47

Cretins.

My Aygo is less blinger than yours. Probably.

**hyperD** · 18 November 2009, 18:18

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Official CUK knob waving thread