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Previously on "Official CUK knob waving thread"

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  • hyperD
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    Code:
    do {
        Response.Write("Cretins");
    } while (Posts.TestPleaseDelete.Deleted || sasGuru.Mood == Grumpy);

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  • sasguru
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    Cretins.

    My Aygo is less blinger than yours. Probably.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    No, we just post how much we earn and how better our life is than everyone elses. Feel free to back up statements of wealth with house prices, cars and famous people you have slept with.

    Hopefully it'll stop every other thread having to cover this topic.

    You get extra kudos for quoting the previous poster and calling them a cretin.

    HTH
    Cretin.

    My house is worth more than yours, and I RENT.

    *spits * You see that flob, that's your swimming pool in your garden. Oh look, there's your mum *stands and mimes the breast stroke*

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    You get extra kudos for quoting the previous poster and calling them a cretin.
    I knew that.

    Cretin.


    wink wink

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Do we make use of our avatars for this? (I have them turned off but don't want to miss out.)
    No, we just post how much we earn and how better our life is than everyone elses. Feel free to back up statements of wealth with house prices, cars and famous people you have slept with.

    Hopefully it'll stop every other thread having to cover this topic.

    You get extra kudos for quoting the previous poster and calling them a cretin.

    HTH

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  • RichardCranium
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    Do we make use of our avatars for this? (I have them turned off but don't want to miss out.)

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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  • BrilloPad
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    Please put it away. No-one round here wants to see it. Except HAB....

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  • sasguru
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    There'll be a delay while Dim locates his.

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  • Pondlife
    started a topic Official CUK knob waving thread

    Official CUK knob waving thread

    Keeps it all tidy and in one place.

    HTH

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