Pee-er pressure

[sasguru]

How long have you held up before peeing? Whats your record?

[EternalOptimist]

How long have you held up before peeing? Whats your record?

its only a matter of time before someone starts a thread about the inordinate amount of influence the ex-editor Piers Morgan has

[sasguru]

Is it peer pressure that prevents you peeing in a public place? Or is it personal preference, perchance?

[EternalOptimist]

Is it peer pressure that prevents you peeing in a public place? Or is it personal preference, perchance?

who me ?
but I do pee in public places. most nights

[Svalbaard]

This guy has never heard of pee-er pressure:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11...view_canaries/

[RichardCranium]

How long have you held up before peeing? Whats your record?

I went to a BBC comedy thingie (Jeremy Hardy, I think) where I was in the audience. Unfortunately I had had a skinful beforehand and 2 or 3 more pints in the interval. I did not make it to the loo on either occasion before we were ushered into the theatre.

Halfway through the 2nd half, I was ready to burst ... but because they were recording I had to sit it out. (I did consider ... well, never mind.) Even my goolies were aching.

After the show I was first out the doors and flew into the Gents. I was out before I was in there!

So, a few seconds later the next person came in, a lad in his twenties. I was at the urinal nearest the door, pissing like a horse. I haven't peed like it since I was a teenager. I could have cleaned the grouting with a pressure wash like that.

This lad had a cut 'n' dash then washed his hands. I noticed him glance at me - I'm still pissing like a horse.

Then he used the hand dryer. You could have defrosted your frozen dinner in the time he spent under the hand dryer. Meanwhile a few others had been and gone.

By this time I was in some pain; you know how you are after a good gypsy's kiss. I suspect I may have been quietly moaning and groaning.

Eventually he slowly walks toward the door and as he passes me stops, looks down to see if I am holding a hose pipe and no - I'm just pissing like a horse.

He looked me in the eye and despairingly said "Jesus, man" then, shaking his head, he slowly walked out.


That felt good. Really, really good. I had piss-grossed a bloke half my age.