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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    How long have you held up before peeing? Whats your record?
    I went to a BBC comedy thingie (Jeremy Hardy, I think) where I was in the audience. Unfortunately I had had a skinful beforehand and 2 or 3 more pints in the interval. I did not make it to the loo on either occasion before we were ushered into the theatre.

    Halfway through the 2nd half, I was ready to burst ... but because they were recording I had to sit it out. (I did consider ... well, never mind.) Even my goolies were aching.

    After the show I was first out the doors and flew into the Gents. I was out before I was in there!

    So, a few seconds later the next person came in, a lad in his twenties. I was at the urinal nearest the door, pissing like a horse. I haven't peed like it since I was a teenager. I could have cleaned the grouting with a pressure wash like that.

    This lad had a cut 'n' dash then washed his hands. I noticed him glance at me - I'm still pissing like a horse.

    Then he used the hand dryer. You could have defrosted your frozen dinner in the time he spent under the hand dryer. Meanwhile a few others had been and gone.

    By this time I was in some pain; you know how you are after a good gypsy's kiss. I suspect I may have been quietly moaning and groaning.

    Eventually he slowly walks toward the door and as he passes me stops, looks down to see if I am holding a hose pipe and no - I'm just pissing like a horse.

    He looked me in the eye and despairingly said "Jesus, man" then, shaking his head, he slowly walked out.


    That felt good. Really, really good. I had piss-grossed a bloke half my age.

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  • Svalbaard
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    This guy has never heard of pee-er pressure:

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11...view_canaries/

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Is it peer pressure that prevents you peeing in a public place? Or is it personal preference, perchance?
    who me ?
    but I do pee in public places. most nights



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  • sasguru
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    Is it peer pressure that prevents you peeing in a public place? Or is it personal preference, perchance?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    How long have you held up before peeing? Whats your record?
    its only a matter of time before someone starts a thread about the inordinate amount of influence the ex-editor Piers Morgan has



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  • sasguru
    started a topic Pee-er pressure

    Pee-er pressure

    How long have you held up before peeing? Whats your record?

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