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    #31
    She wanted me to opt in. Then out. Then back in...

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      #32
      Originally posted by I'mFree View Post
      She was only the agent's daughter but.......
      ... when she started asking for previous girlfriends names, numbers and sexual preferences I got worried and excited at the same time
      Coffee's for closers

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        #33
        Originally posted by I'mFree View Post
        She was only the agent's daughter but.......
        ....preferred that Inter Copulation Threesome whatsit....plenty quickness and much sticky tissues....

        PZZ
        Last edited by pzz76077; 10 November 2009, 19:44.

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          #34
          Originally posted by I'mFree View Post
          She was only the agent's daughter but.......

          ....wouldnt bed me 'till I had worked a week in hand.....


          PZZ

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            #35
            Originally posted by I'mFree View Post
            She was only the agent's daughter but.......
            Said she loved me, but hey agent blood, so I knew she was lying...

            PZZ

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              #36
              Originally posted by I'mFree View Post
              She was only the agent's daughter but.......
              ...told me that she would cut my rate by 10% when I told her I wanted to pull out.

              Said her boss would faxx me when I told her I wouldn't get out of bed for less than 2 grand a day.


              PZZ

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                #37
                ... she was a real pro
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #38
                  But she got me with her clauses.

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