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  • vetran
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    But she got me with her clauses.

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  • Zippy
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    ... she was a real pro

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  • pzz76077
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    Originally posted by I'mFree View Post
    She was only the agent's daughter but.......
    ...told me that she would cut my rate by 10% when I told her I wanted to pull out.

    Said her boss would faxx me when I told her I wouldn't get out of bed for less than 2 grand a day.


    PZZ

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  • pzz76077
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    Originally posted by I'mFree View Post
    She was only the agent's daughter but.......
    Said she loved me, but hey agent blood, so I knew she was lying...

    PZZ

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  • pzz76077
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    Originally posted by I'mFree View Post
    She was only the agent's daughter but.......

    ....wouldnt bed me 'till I had worked a week in hand.....


    PZZ

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  • pzz76077
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    Originally posted by I'mFree View Post
    She was only the agent's daughter but.......
    ....preferred that Inter Copulation Threesome whatsit....plenty quickness and much sticky tissues....

    PZZ
    Last edited by pzz76077; 10 November 2009, 19:44.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by I'mFree View Post
    She was only the agent's daughter but.......
    ... when she started asking for previous girlfriends names, numbers and sexual preferences I got worried and excited at the same time

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  • TroubleAtMill
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    She wanted me to opt in. Then out. Then back in...

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by I'mFree View Post
    She was only the agent's daughter but.......
    ... I now feel screwed in every sense of the word

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  • singhr
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    ...she had an opening I knew I could fill

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  • RichardCranium
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    but it just 'dawned' on me:

    She was only the astronomer's daughter but she wouldn't let the son go down on me.


    Hmm. Maybe that one doesn't work too well. I'll get back to Jobsite...

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  • DaveB
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    but she'd only go down if the rate went up.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    ...he still demanded to see her passport, VAT registration certificate and company registration certificate every time she asked for her 50p pocket money
    (... which would have been 75p but for his 50% markup) (Sorry, 33 1/3% margin)

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by I'mFree View Post
    She was only the agent's daughter but.......
    ... she would always pull one out prematurely if she thought she could get more by putting another one in instead.

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  • thunderlizard
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    Originally posted by I'mFree View Post
    She was only the agent's daughter but.......
    ...he still demanded to see her passport, VAT registration certificate and company registration certificate every time she asked for her 50p pocket money

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