What is the similarity between beef bourguignon and a BJ?

**Zippy** · 26 September 2009, 19:04

Who does the cooking in your house?

**BrilloPad** · 26 September 2009, 19:15

Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Who does the cooking in your house?

Mrs BP. She used to be a chef. When she cooks cakes for clientco they say they are the best they have ever tasted!

I bring home the bacon : she cooks it.....

**Pogle** · 26 September 2009, 20:43

Beef bourguignon tastes MUCH better.

**Zippy** · 26 September 2009, 20:44

Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Beef bourguignon tastes MUCH better.

**Zippy** · 26 September 2009, 20:54

Thinking about it, perhaps madam chose the wrong wine with that?

**HairyArsedBloke** · 26 September 2009, 21:17

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

What is the similarity between beef bourguignon and a BJ?

You get neither at home.

Though oddly I got both today at home. Just not at the same time.....

I thought the gag was Lobster Thermidor and a BJ?

**DaveB** · 26 September 2009, 22:03

Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

I thought the gag was Lobster Thermidor and a BJ?

The original version was :

"What the connection bewteen Lobster Thermidor and a Blowjob?"

"They both coast a fortune and you never get either at home."

What is the similarity between beef bourguignon and a BJ?