What is the similarity between beef bourguignon and a BJ?

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DaveB replied

26 September 2009, 22:03
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

I thought the gag was Lobster Thermidor and a BJ?

The original version was :

"What the connection bewteen Lobster Thermidor and a Blowjob?"

"They both coast a fortune and you never get either at home."
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HairyArsedBloke replied

26 September 2009, 21:17
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

What is the similarity between beef bourguignon and a BJ?

You get neither at home.

Though oddly I got both today at home. Just not at the same time.....

I thought the gag was Lobster Thermidor and a BJ?
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Zippy replied

26 September 2009, 20:54
Thinking about it, perhaps madam chose the wrong wine with that?
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Zippy replied

26 September 2009, 20:44
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Beef bourguignon tastes MUCH better.
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Pogle replied

26 September 2009, 20:43
Beef bourguignon tastes MUCH better.
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BrilloPad replied

26 September 2009, 19:15
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Who does the cooking in your house?

Mrs BP. She used to be a chef. When she cooks cakes for clientco they say they are the best they have ever tasted!

I bring home the bacon : she cooks it.....
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Zippy replied

26 September 2009, 19:04
Who does the cooking in your house?
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BrilloPad started a topic What is the similarity between beef bourguignon and a BJ?

26 September 2009, 19:00
What is the similarity between beef bourguignon and a BJ?

What is the similarity between beef bourguignon and a BJ?

You get neither at home.

Though oddly I got both today at home. Just not at the same time.....
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