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    Dump; upstairs or downstairs?

    I need a tulip.

    Shall I use the upstairs bog or the downstairs bog?
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

    #2
    To be honest I don't really mind. Just please wash you hands afterwards.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      I need a tulip.

      Shall I use the upstairs bog or the downstairs bog?
      Do it on the stairs. More democratic.
      If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.

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        #4
        In the bath, doing a handstand, in front of a web cam.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #5
          Do you get a nice view from upstairs?

          Cause it's nice to poo and view at the same time
          The pope is a tard.

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            #6
            Go to Paul`s house instead.

            "I`m going to do a poo at Paul`s house"

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              #7
              Mrs Tester allows you to use the upstairs one? You lucky bastard!
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                #8
                Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                Do you get a nice view from upstairs?

                Cause it's nice to poo and view at the same time
                However, it is not nice to poo and chew at the same time. Very wrong.
                King of Chutney.

                Bring back Chetty - Lord of all things Chet!

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                  #9
                  Why not be like goosey goosey gander and do it in the ladies chamber?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                    Mrs Tester allows you to use the upstairs one? You lucky bastard!
                    In my experience, the ladies always want the downstairs one to themselves. Especially after long car journeys...
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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