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Dump; upstairs or downstairs?
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depends how desparate you are...
if desparate go for the nearest
otherwise toss a coin - heads for upstairs.
but you can't be desparate if you are posting on CUKThis default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernamesComment
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ex-mrs HAB forbade me from having a dump in the en suite bathroom because I stank the place out.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIn my experience, the ladies always want the downstairs one to themselves. Especially after long car journeys...
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You need a bach for your ty bach? Just use a black biro when you type it in. Like this: tŷ bach.Originally posted by zeitghostI use the downstairs loo for that very reason...
If I knew how to get a circumflex, I'd have called it the "ty bach"...My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Until the missus insisted on wasting our money refurbishing the bathroom we had a brown bog upstairs. I always liked the idea of doing a dump on Brown.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Mind you, the downstairs bog faces Mecca which is also a plus point.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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