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Dump; upstairs or downstairs?

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    #11
    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    In my experience, the ladies always want the downstairs one to themselves. Especially after long car journeys...
    Your driving scares them that much?

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      #12
      depends how desparate you are...

      if desparate go for the nearest

      otherwise toss a coin - heads for upstairs.

      but you can't be desparate if you are posting on CUK
      This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames

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        #13
        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        In my experience, the ladies always want the downstairs one to themselves. Especially after long car journeys...
        ex-mrs HAB forbade me from having a dump in the en suite bathroom because I stank the place out.
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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          #14
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          I use the downstairs loo for that very reason...

          If I knew how to get a circumflex, I'd have called it the "ty bach"...
          You need a bach for your ty bach? Just use a black biro when you type it in. Like this: tŷ bach.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #15
            Until the missus insisted on wasting our money refurbishing the bathroom we had a brown bog upstairs. I always liked the idea of doing a dump on Brown.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              #16
              Mind you, the downstairs bog faces Mecca which is also a plus point.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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