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xoggoth replied

5 August 2009, 14:45
Mind you, the downstairs bog faces Mecca which is also a plus point.
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xoggoth replied

5 August 2009, 11:24
Until the missus insisted on wasting our money refurbishing the bathroom we had a brown bog upstairs. I always liked the idea of doing a dump on Brown.
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RichardCranium replied

5 August 2009, 10:43
Originally posted by zeitghost

I use the downstairs loo for that very reason...

If I knew how to get a circumflex, I'd have called it the "ty bach"...

You need a bach for your ty bach? Just use a black biro when you type it in. Like this: tŷ bach.
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HairyArsedBloke replied

4 August 2009, 17:46
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

In my experience, the ladies always want the downstairs one to themselves. Especially after long car journeys...

ex-mrs HAB forbade me from having a dump in the en suite bathroom because I stank the place out.
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MPwannadecentincome replied

4 August 2009, 17:41
depends how desparate you are...

if desparate go for the nearest

otherwise toss a coin - heads for upstairs.

but you can't be desparate if you are posting on CUK
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BrilloPad replied

4 August 2009, 12:25
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

In my experience, the ladies always want the downstairs one to themselves. Especially after long car journeys...

Your driving scares them that much?
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RichardCranium replied

4 August 2009, 12:24
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

Mrs Tester allows you to use the upstairs one? You lucky bastard!

In my experience, the ladies always want the downstairs one to themselves. Especially after long car journeys...
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BrilloPad replied

4 August 2009, 12:24
Why not be like goosey goosey gander and do it in the ladies chamber?
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MrToast replied

4 August 2009, 12:23
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

Do you get a nice view from upstairs?

Cause it's nice to poo and view at the same time

However, it is not nice to poo and chew at the same time. Very wrong.
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HairyArsedBloke replied

4 August 2009, 12:08
Mrs Tester allows you to use the upstairs one? You lucky bastard!
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SuperZ replied

4 August 2009, 12:06
Go to Paul`s house instead.

"I`m going to do a poo at Paul`s house"
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SallyAnne replied

4 August 2009, 12:02
Do you get a nice view from upstairs?

Cause it's nice to poo and view at the same time
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RichardCranium replied

4 August 2009, 12:00
In the bath, doing a handstand, in front of a web cam.
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pmeswani replied

4 August 2009, 11:04
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

I need a tulip.

Shall I use the upstairs bog or the downstairs bog?

Do it on the stairs. More democratic.
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chetty replied

4 August 2009, 10:52
To be honest I don't really mind. Just please wash you hands afterwards.
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