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OK, whose toenail clippings are those in the ashtray, eh?Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostContemperaneousity is a standard feature capability of the TPD Time Machine™.
It said so in the glossy.
I think that's why we keep being surprised at how often it needs servicing. And cleaning.
And what's with the footprints on the inside of the windscreen? You're not fooling anyone, whoever you are; both sets are from the same feet.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostAnd where else could you buy some spanners at the same time?
When last in there (at the weekend stocking up on 12 more litres of cloudy lemonade) Her Ladyship said: "Ooh, look. Allen keys. You said you needed some, didn't you?"
She cooks, too.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Indeed it does not. Nor shrink to the size of a Frazzle.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI'll bet Lidl's bacon doesn't produce that white gunge in the frying pan that ordinary supermarket bacon does.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Forgot to mention, Muse were freakin' awesome last night
They add a much harder, rockier tone to their live performance over their recorded material.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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But they've stopped hurting now.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostGoing to the dentist gives you toothache. That's what I reckon.
His poking and prodding has given me five hurts.
It's just a shame I have to wait a few weeks for the next appointment.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThe batteries had been nicked from the remote control - oddly, I've never encountered that in a hotel room before,
Really???
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I doubt that is possible. I tried quite hard and failed.Originally posted by Zippy View PostI hope AtW turns up - I've upset him again.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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