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You are doing an admirable job.Originally posted by Zippy View PostI'm not really cut out for this
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That thread is OK in my book.Originally posted by Zippy View PostI can't be doing with this. Toolpusher has knocked TPD off the top again. Curse him and his attractive young women
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Morning.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostMorning Gonzo

It is still morning just, in another seven minutes it will be tomorrow afternoon.
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At first I googled "Dah Dah Dah song" but that returned too many spurious results.Originally posted by DS23 View Postoh contraire - i was mulling that yesterday too. i could hear the song in my head too, knew they were germanic but could get no further. well done . how did you work it out?
I was later inspired and googled for "Dah Dah Dah song german" and that found what I was looking for.Comment
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I seem to be able to upset him without really trying. Oh dear.Originally posted by AtW View PostThat's Plan Y down the drain
+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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Afternoon Gonzo
+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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You'll have to try harder to upset meOriginally posted by Zippy View PostI seem to be able to upset him without really trying. Oh dear.
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