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    #id
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    17 36 37 40 43 45 34
    Touchdown?
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      #id
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      if it was free and guaranteed successful - would you have plastic surgery?
      No.

      I don't like pain.

      Or looking like a fish.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        #id
        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        are you listening to me?

        do you like little miss thing sucking on your cock?
        Have I stumbled into TPD Ville?
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          #id
          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          a beautiful picture of a fairy and inside a sweet note saying that she loves her and wants to know if she is real ...
          Ah. Bless.

          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          ... and what her favourite animal is.
          "Roadkill badger."
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            #id
            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            bloody heavy you see. really, bloody heavy.
            198000!








            Well done!
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              #id
              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              No obvious signs of criminality on the way home, unless one counts the bloke sat on the steps of a closed-down pizza parlour saying, in snivelling tones, "You beat me up outside that pub up there" and his friend saying "No I didn't" - I haven't the faintest idea what that was all about
              I had a gang of yoofs decide to take me on one night last week.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                #id
                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                I had a gang of yoofs decide to take me on one night last week.
                The first time that happened, I got a good kicking.

                The second time it happened I ran away.

                This time I couldn't run away. I'm was too old, fat, pissed, unfit and tired.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  I should probably stick a at the end of this post.

                  my name

                  (where 'my' = NickFitz's, of course.)
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    The first time that happened, I got a good kicking.

                    The second time it happened I ran away.

                    This time I couldn't run away. I'm was too old, fat, pissed, unfit and tired.
                    And I didn't fancy a kicking, either.
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      After horse riding I did the twins church homework. They are preparing for their first holy communion this year.
                      You'll all go to Hell for that sin.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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