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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostMy cold is going through that stage where the cold itself seems to have gone, but my mucous membranes are still generating loads of extremely gooey snot
I can see myself getting through at least two packs of tissues todayWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostMorning denizensOh Denizen, I'm in TPD.
Oh Denizen, I'm in CUK.
Oh Denizen, I'm in here with you.
Oh Denizen, oh with your posts so blue...
Oh Denizen, I've got smilies of you.
Oh Denizen, I'm so quoting you.
Oh when we post, it always feels so nice
when we drivel, it seems like paradise
Oh Denizen I'm so with you.
You're my thread and I'm in trouble every time I look at you!
When you post it's like a dream...
And I'm so lucky 'cause I found a site like you!
(Oh Denizen, you won't ignore me, right?
Oh Denizen, please can we post all night?
Oh Denizen, I'm so in TPD with you.)
Oh Denizen, avec vos yeux si bleux, (With your eyes so blue,)
I give up. I cannot do French.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postnow... where's that coffee?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI've now reached the "I wish I was dead" stage.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostDitto.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThere was only one rasher of bacon left in the ClientOrg caff this morning - not enough for a full-size bacon butty
Originally posted by NickFitz View PostLuckily, there were quite a few sausages left, so I had a sausage-and-bacon roll insteadDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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