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    oops. i still haven't signed and returned that paperwork!

    remind me to do the urgent paperwork when i get home.

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Eggstreamley bored now.
      Send a hot, steamy, passionate email to your lustee saying how you'll throw yourself in the Bay if she doesn;t agree to marry you.


      Are the Xmas decorations up in Pontedawe yet? The Festival was 3 weeks ago so they should be.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        Best go then, before you gamble and lose.
        It's tricky, innit?

        They might not come at all today.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          take the laptop and post from the crapper.
          That's wrong.

          A book or magazine, yes. But not a laptop.

          I need one hand to, erm, for containment and accuracy. If I try holding the laptop with one hand and typing with the other I might end up peeing on the keyboard.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            so you're holding on?
            Indeedy. And dancing in my seat.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              Originally posted by DS23 View Post
              you'll become so desperate that when he knocks you won't be able to move for fear of epic fail.


              Good point. The sudden surprise of the doorbell might give me sphincter shock.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                Dammit, some chap with a spikey mullet just walked through the office, and I may have sniggered involuntarily
                I would dearly love to grow a mullet with spikey on top but my hair is a bit curly and won't behave. Otherwise, I would be Mullet Man.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  and now

                  supergrass - sad girl

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                    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                    oops. i still haven't signed and returned that paperwork!

                    remind me to do the urgent paperwork when i get home.
                    Do the urgent paperwork when you get home.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      Bollow.

                      That's the end of catching the 16:55.

                      17:29 it is then.

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