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Spend the time mooning through the window in the door at your lustee. She'll like that.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
Do the urgent paperwork when you get home.Originally posted by DS23 View Postoops. i still haven't signed and returned that paperwork!
remind me to do the urgent paperwork when i get home.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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That'd be a neat trick.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostSpend the time mooning through the window in the door at your lustee. She'll like that.
She could see this room if her office was on this side of the building that it's in.Comment
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Sounds like it's all about climate change & how to make vehicles more efficient & carbon neutral.
Or something similar.Comment
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Isn't it a shame when you go for a dump and instead of feeling relief, get tummy-ache?
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I was suggesting you standing the corridor outside he office and drop your kecks.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThat'd be a neat trick.
She could see this room if her office was on this side of the building that it's in.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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