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i may have asked the app to collect too much data. from where there had been none there is now rather a lot...Comment
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We just had a McDonalds. DS3 reminded me that when I picked DS2 up from school when he bumped his head a while back, that his older sibling was then taken to McDonalds as a treat (yes, kids do consider this a treat). He therefore believed that it was only fair that he should be able to partake of said fayre since he is off school on a "sicky" today.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI just had an absolutely delicious organic lemon curd on home-made bread butty.
The lemon curd was tangy and sweet.
The bread was soft and the crust most toothsome.
HTH
His argument was convincing and he's only 5, dammit.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Ditto for mangoes at home.Originally posted by DS23 View Postbut never peel them in public in the south sea islandsMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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You're always tired lately.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
Is married life wearing you out?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Did he talk with an Austrian accent and say things like "I'll be back"?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostIt was the stick like artificial legs that looked really odd.
Along with the short trousers.
Check the new intake list for a "Sarah Connor" and if there is one, get the Hell out of there!My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostDid he talk with an Austrian accent and say things like "I'll be back"?
Check the new intake list for a "Sarah Connor" and if there is one, get the Hell out of there!
*cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough*
(Damn you RC...)Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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