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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    Have you tried switching if off and back on again?
    You are Bob Shawawadi and I claim my £5 phone bill for being on hold while waiting for that advice.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      Disconnecting the 5" processor fan means the motherboard cannot tell it has failed.

      Plugging in an old 3" fan (that uses the drive power connectors, for some reason) and leaning it against the fins of the processor's heat sink seems to be working.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Evening all :



        I forgot that the thing about the War in the Atlantic was on C4+1 at 8 & missed the first 15 mins.

        Bugger.

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          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          Is 'to delete' the correct verb to use for spam?

          Might 'to batter' be better? Or 'to fritter'?

          Suggestions should be collected on a postcard by somebody.
          to terminate
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


            Evening all :



            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            I forgot that the thing about the War in the Atlantic was on C4+1 at 8 & missed the first 15 mins. Bugger.
            Either:
            a) You are American (who always turn up late for wars)
            or
            b) You need a C4+2
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              Star Trekking across the Universe
              In the starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
              Star Trekking across the Universe
              Boldly going forwards, 'cos we can't find reverse.
              It was ever thus.

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                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post


                Either:
                a) You are American (who always turn up late for wars)
                or
                b) You need a C4+2
                While the analogue was on, I could have watched S4C in 3 weeks time.

                However, the digital version of S4C doesn't have any programmes in Saesneg.

                100% yng Nghymraeg.

                Pox.

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                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  Are you a grey quadruped with big ears and a trunk? No. You're a large, green, scaly bipedal reptile with large claws and a college staff fixation.
                  You might also add that I'm dead if she ever finds this site.

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                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    Rhyming slang? Jack Spratts?

                    I only ever dared visit Swansea during daylight - I'm not a complete fool.
                    Swansea Jacks.

                    As the more troglodytic of the inhabitants are known.

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                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      I hope you were carrying some beer bargains back with you.
                      Nope.

                      They go on sale tomorrow.

                      At which time I shall be driving the car over there.

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