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Never encountered that problem. The egg leakage is much more of an issue for me.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket? -
Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI bet RC will get it with something he tried to post 10 minutes ago.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWhere did RC go?
I know where I'm going to go. Off to bloody Nairobi where they get a decent internet connection.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Bugger. The first time I have ever had a day's warning and:Originally posted by voodooflux View PostDon't forget, tomorrow is "Talk Like a Pirate Day".
a) it's not a work day
b) even if it were, I'm not in a gig.
Verily, The Lord doth tulipteth upon my noggin thith day.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostA mere 20 minutes to go now.
Here I am all on my lonesome.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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First of all, when I got my 'connection timed out' type errors I fell about laughing thinking the CUK server(s) had gone down.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostOK, which one of you devious buggers pulled my broadband connection?
I've been down for nearly two hours.
But then I found it was Google, Jobserve, and email, and everything else too.
I cannot believe timing of that.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostBugger. The first time I have ever had a day's warning and:
a) it's not a work day
b) even if it were, I'm not in a gig.
Verily, The Lord doth tulipteth upon my noggin thith day.
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But that's part of the fun!! Plus, if you leave it in your beard for a bit, you can always tuck in again later.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostNever encountered that problem. The egg leakage is much more of an issue for me.Comment
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