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    #183631
    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    jingle f'in bells my arse
    WHS+

    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    you can do that at anytime of the day - just swivel your chair around and ensure you are facing east.
    Do I get minority points for doing so?

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      #183632
      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
      chips, large sausage, mixed kebab meat and buttered cob.
      I trust "cob" = good-sized bread roll, not corn-on-the-cob.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #183633
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        Ooh. Lots of special offers on stationery
        Mmmm. Stationery.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #183634
          Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
          jingle f'in bells my arse
          Indeed.

          Hah, bumbag!
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #183635
            Today, 12:39
            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            now is a good time for lunch.
            You are not voodooflux and you can keep your five pounds of salad.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #183636
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              I trust "cob" = good-sized bread roll, not corn-on-the-cob.
              indeed

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                #183637
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                I trust "cob" = good-sized bread roll, not corn-on-the-cob.
                you can't have vegetables with chips etc...

                apart from the standard onion, cabbage that you get on the kebab and they don't count

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                  #183638
                  The temptation to go to the nearest boozer is immense.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #183639
                    RC - go to the pub. Get out of the house for a bit.

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                      #183640
                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                      The temptation to go to the nearest boozer is immense.
                      Yes, it is. It might fix my over hang from last night.

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