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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


    Morning all.

    Morning Zeitster

    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    I'm attempting to give up my addiction to the ellipsis...
    Did you overdo them on your day off? Get up to anything interesting?
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      Gig-seek or get dressed?

      Breakfast or de-bench?

      Drivel or Jobserve?
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        Gig-seek or get dressed?

        Breakfast or de-bench?

        Drivel or Jobserve?
        Breakfast and drivel, simultaneously. But don't drivel with your mouth full.
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


          Morning all.



          I'm attempting to give up my addiction to the ellipsis...
          Good morning, GAL.

          It won't work...
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            Gosh.

            Did lots & lots of things yesterday.

            Cricked my neck before getting out of bed, which was a great start.

            Bought 4 new ditchfinder cheapo tyres for the ZeitMobile.

            Had my hair cut.

            Bought some pearl barley for my dotty old mother.

            Drilled n holes in the tin sheeting under the new felting on the ZeitGhost pater's shed roof & nailed said felt to the underlying timber of varying structural strength.

            Cleaned most of the black tar adhesive stuff off the step ladder using white spirit.

            Installed a new satellite feed from the dish in the boxroom (don't ask) to the tv in the "living room". Did this up a ladder tacking the CT100 to the bargeboard... it's really easy working up a ladder when you can't look upwards very easily.

            The most exciting bit was sitting on the bathroom windowsill tacking the cable over the lean-to extension (it's got a fragile roof).

            All I have to do now is two crimp connectors on the CT100 (F plugs, the invention of the devil or some demented Septic), and change the LNB for a quad lnb.

            Simples.

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              I'm glad I don't have to install dishes & cables & stuff for a living.

              Now into the TPD Time Machine to read the bits I didn't bother with last night.

              I may be some time.

              Though that's only relative of course.

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                Installed a new satellite feed from the dish in the boxroom...
                Why...

                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                ...(don't ask)
                ...ah, OK.
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  INow into the TPD Time Machine to read the bits I didn't bother with last night.
                  Can you empty the ashtray while you're there, it's full of Maoam wrappers.
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    lizards have hair?

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                      i had a shock thismorning - picked up my laptop bag and it felt very light. light of laptop.

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