"oh dear, that's not good. i expect there has been a mix up somewhere... i'll just bring your order up on my system... sorry for the delay, it's new you see and very slow..."
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Which also reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sf_pogZ8jEWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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ok - no worries, i'll wait. but it's definitely not what i ordered. i mean, the driver thinks he's some kind of comic. he's dressed as a clown and keeps throwing buckets of confetti about."Comment
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Still waiting for feedback on that document I wrote.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostStill waiting for feedback on that document I wrote.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I must take a backup of some ClientCo stuff actually.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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"uh huh. i see. yes, here's your record now. hmmm. you ordered the standard relief low loader at 95.99 per hour for an estimated 2 day job. but with the comical dicsount at 20% means you get the slightly shorter wheelbase and clown driver. no - it sounds as if you have the correct loader there."Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI must take a backup of some ClientCo stuff actually.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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"but this is ridiculous! why on earth would i want a clown driver! he keeps tripping over his boots and squirting water at my staff. we've dismantled the arena in preparation for loading and moving but he's putting it all back together - in the wrong order!"Comment
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Hmmm, the HTC Touch2 looks interesting.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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