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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    The removals men have called.

    "We're running a little late. Be with you about 9:50."
    did you book them?

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      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      The removals people will be here at 8 a.m. so I suppose I had better go to bed (while we still have one!)

      Gotta be up early and it's going to be a busy day.
      ah. i see you did. working backwards...

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        was it the building noise or the octopeds that have forced this move?

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          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            I have a mains-powered, gas compression device which, ironically, works as a low-pressure generator at its input end, to which is connected a tubular device. This tubular mechanism is approximately 2 metres in length and further enhanced by a similarly lengthed rigid section which allows me to apply the mechanism at a safe distance from my person. The further end of this, shall we say, 'proboscis' has been mechanically constructed into a narrow opening. By negotiating the mechanism one can apply the very steep pressure gradient generated at the remote end of the device to the vicinity of the Alien Octoped; said monstrosity is then forced across the interface by high velocity molecular gas moving in a linear fashion across the trans-galactic invader and thereby applying greater force across their cross-section than the static friction they can generate against their immediate environment. This is achieved, I suspect, in the same way as the low pressure above an aeroplane's wing causes lift, however in this case it causes forward propulsion to the unwanted miscreant. The hideous creation of the devil is then propelled down through the tubular device which, thankfully, is of sufficiently robust construction to contain the shocked Alien Octoped. It is finally deposited in specially constructed containment chamber.

            HTH
            I suck them up with the vacuum cleaner and empty them into the bin.
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              ... but even VF would struggle to eat the gammon after the ribs
              Sounds like a challenge

              There's an excellent cider-house not far from us that does the biggest mixed grill known to man. Each serving represents the output of a single shift at the abattoir.
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                That episode wasn't shown in the States, it's a special for the DVD apparently.
                Ah yeah, I remember reading about a mysterious 13th episode.

                I'm catching up with The Wire as well, and once that's done I'll move on to True Blood.
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  interview in 5 mins ....

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                    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                    interview in 5 mins ....
                    <switches on the TPD good luck generator>

                    Go get 'em 5*!
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      <switches on the TPD good luck generator>

                      Go get 'em 5*!
                      CV layed out, job spec layed out, questions written, phone on silent. DD1 has just made me a brew..

                      11.30 the phone "should" ring

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