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[NickFitz]

Just as I'm putting the shampoo on my hair with one hand, I see the farkin' great spider on the shampoo bottle I'm holding in the other hand.

They're closing in...

[NickFitz]

avoid coughing FAIL
avoid sneezing SO FAR SO GOOD
avoid laughing FAIL
make a cup of tea WIN x2
have a shower (if I'm feeling adventurous) WIN

[voodooflux]

Afternoon denizens

Afternoon

How's your bank holiday weekend panning out so far?

[NickFitz]

Afternoon

How's your bank holiday weekend panning out so far?

Hi VF

Nice long lie-in listening to Radio 4. Just waiting for some bacon to defrost so I can have a bacon butty with my next cup of coffee

After that, I'm planning to sort out various bits of junk that are cluttering the kitchen and take them down the tip, then re-assemble the kitchen table that has been leaning against the wall in pieces for several years now

The operative word in all this is "planning"... whether these plans come to fruition is a different matter

How are the stitches? Hope they didn't shrink in the shower

[voodooflux]

The operative word in all this is "planning"... whether these plans come to fruition is a different matter

It's good to have a plan, although I always tend to "aim low to avoid disappointment"

How are the stitches? Hope they didn't shrink in the shower

I'm led to believe that I have clips rather than stitches - it's hard to tell at the moment as they're covered in a waterproof dressing. This dressing is due to be changed this evening, a task which will require the helping hand of Lady VF methinks. And possibly the sudden loss of yet more bodily hair

[zeitghost]

Afternoon all...



Stone me, there was a queue stretching back to the ex-Ford ex-Visteon ex-RollsRazor ex-Prestcold factory as I was driving back from Swansea this lunchtime.

I assume they were all going down to the Gower.

Coz there's certainly nothing much in Swansea that could possibly generate that level of interest.

[voodooflux]

Afternoon all...

Afternoon GAL

Coz there's certainly nothing much in Swansea that could possibly generate that level of interest.

Perhaps they've all gone to welcome the new Swansea FC signing.

[NickFitz]

Afternoon all...

Hi Zeity

You're just in time to hear about VF's dressing

[voodooflux]

You're just in time to hear about VF's dressing

Sorry 'bout that

[zeitghost]

How long are you obliged to f*** about on a £40 piece of tulip before stamping on the f***ing thing? Eh?

I have wasted f***ing hours and f***ing hours. F***ing WIndows has no f*** network diagnostic tools. The product's software is f***ing mentalist.

LINKSYS BTW.

The downloaded firmware upgrade isn't.

There's 3 versions; I tried all of them.

F***ing, f***ng, f*** f***.

Why do you think I stay away from anything with a radio in it?