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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Result!! Menelaus on to a winner!!!Originally posted by Menelaus View PostMorning all
YLMA and I are going out again this evening, with the following provisos:
1. I'm to wear something smart
2. I'm not allowed to ask where we're going (she's apparently done the organising
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I hope you have a pleasurable evening.
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Get in there son!!!
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ThanksOriginally posted by Drewster View PostResult!! Menelaus on to a winner!!!
I hope you have a pleasurable evening.
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Get in there son!!!
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whilst the gory details won't be shared with this audience (naturally, a gentleman never tells (even though I'm not ... )) I'll let the assembled CUK-kers know what happens tomorrow morning.
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YepOriginally posted by cailin maith View Post
Ohhh this is all coming along nicely, isn't it?
Naturally, given my history in such matters, I'm almost guaranteed to cock it up
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Chinese tomorrow night or Chip Sandwich watching the Rugby on Saturday...Originally posted by cailin maith View PostTell me about it- I'd kill for a chip sandwich
Your choice.
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Poor choice of words?? Or our old mate Freud?Originally posted by Menelaus View PostYep
Naturally, given my history in such matters, I'm almost guaranteed to cock it up

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Freudian slipOriginally posted by Drewster View PostPoor choice of words?? Or our old mate Freud?
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You were an ACC slop-jockey (ex the hug, obv) AICMFPOriginally posted by Churchill View PostChinese tomorrow night or Chip Sandwich watching the Rugby on Saturday...
Your choice.
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Decisions, decisions......Originally posted by Churchill View PostChinese tomorrow night or Chip Sandwich watching the Rugby on Saturday...
Your choice.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Does anyone else have an image of:Originally posted by Churchill View PostChinese tomorrow night or Chip Sandwich watching the Rugby on Saturday...
A Sexy Sultry Young Lady in a state of undress and obvious arousal and agitation writhing on a Sofa......... Pleading eyes, and a begging type posture...... reaching out to:
A Rather Large Chap sitting watching the Telly/Rugby with a beer in one hand and holding out (just out of aforementioned SSYL reach) a large Chip Butty...
RLC has a mischievieous grin on face......
Or do I really need to get out more!
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