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 Bazza gets caught
 Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
 
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 Result!! Menelaus on to a winner!!!Originally posted by Menelaus View PostMorning all 
 
 YLMA and I are going out again this evening, with the following provisos:
 
 1. I'm to wear something smart
 
 2. I'm not allowed to ask where we're going (she's apparently done the organising ) )
 I hope you have a pleasurable evening.
 
 [Thinks]
 Get in there son!!!
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 ThanksOriginally posted by Drewster View PostResult!! Menelaus on to a winner!!!
 I hope you have a pleasurable evening.
 
 [Thinks]
 Get in there son!!!
 [/Thinks] whilst the gory details won't be shared with this audience (naturally, a gentleman never tells (even though I'm not ... ))  I'll let the assembled CUK-kers know what happens tomorrow morning. whilst the gory details won't be shared with this audience (naturally, a gentleman never tells (even though I'm not ... ))  I'll let the assembled CUK-kers know what happens tomorrow morning.Comment
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 YepOriginally posted by cailin maith View Post Ohhh this is all coming along nicely, isn't it? Ohhh this is all coming along nicely, isn't it? 
 
 Naturally, given my history in such matters, I'm almost guaranteed to cock it up   Comment
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 Chinese tomorrow night or Chip Sandwich watching the Rugby on Saturday...Originally posted by cailin maith View PostTell me about it- I'd kill for a chip sandwich 
 
 Your choice.  Comment
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 Poor choice of words?? Or our old mate Freud?Originally posted by Menelaus View PostYep 
 
 Naturally, given my history in such matters, I'm almost guaranteed to cock it up  Comment
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 Freudian slipOriginally posted by Drewster View PostPoor choice of words?? Or our old mate Freud?  Comment
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 You were an ACC slop-jockey (ex the hug, obv) AICMFPOriginally posted by Churchill View PostChinese tomorrow night or Chip Sandwich watching the Rugby on Saturday...
 
 Your choice. 
 
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 Decisions, decisions......Originally posted by Churchill View PostChinese tomorrow night or Chip Sandwich watching the Rugby on Saturday...
 
 Your choice.  Bazza gets caught Bazza gets caught
 Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
 
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 Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Does anyone else have an image of:Originally posted by Churchill View PostChinese tomorrow night or Chip Sandwich watching the Rugby on Saturday...
 
 A Sexy Sultry Young Lady in a state of undress and obvious arousal and agitation writhing on a Sofa......... Pleading eyes, and a begging type posture...... reaching out to:
 
 A Rather Large Chap sitting watching the Telly/Rugby with a beer in one hand and holding out (just out of aforementioned SSYL reach) a large Chip Butty...
 RLC has a mischievieous grin on face......
 
 Or do I really need to get out more!    Comment
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