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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    I am very well thank you Brillo, Revved up and raring to go, Large bucket of Caffiene at my side.

    Got to "help" a permie with a bit of logic this morning..... a bit of handholding really
    ie That means that I will have to spend about an hour droping subtle "hints" and "sugestions" about the way to do something rather than just 1/2hour writing it myself....
    then he will go off and "do it"..........
    Then (probably tomorrow morning) he will ask me to "have a look"....

    and I will put on my best "Professional" face and (patiently and calmly without resorting to shouting or sarcasm) spend another couple of hours explaining why his tulip really is utter tulip.....

    This should keep me happily occupied for the rest of the week......
    The only good permie is a dead permie.

    Offer to get him a cup of coffee then put some poison in it.

    HTH

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      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      Morning denizens

      Off to work...

      Sausages, I think... and bacon


      Dont mention meat! I am vegetarian for 2 weeks!

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        You've been teaching my students again, haven't you...
        If by "teaching my students" you mean "sh4gging the lustee" then you may well be right.....

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          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


          Morning all



          Thank you all for your sage advice re the lustee...
          no problem. though we all expect an invite to the wedding.........

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            Morning all

            ( collective wave cos I can't be arsed )
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              no problem. though we all expect an invite to the wedding.........


              I'm a bit long in the tooth for that, old chap...

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                If by "teaching my students" you mean "sh4gging the lustee" then you may well be right.....

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                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  Morning all

                  ( collective wave cos I can't be arsed )
                  Well if thats how you feel..... I am not going to say good morning!

                  :tounge sticky outy smilie: :tounge sticky outy smilie:

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                    Morning everyone

                    Morning doggie
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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