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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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How goes your sun-tracking solar panel planning?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostTime to walk around the lab before I fall asleep...
This is boredom personified...Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Male.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostWhat is the gender of this teacher's pet... ?

Surprisingly.
Though to be fair, another one did supply more than I'd asked for... the .lst and the .asm files as printouts, instead of just the .asm files.
One numpty just gave in a couple of flowcharts and that was it.
I had to print his stuff out myself...
He'll get a bare pass for my inconvenience...Comment
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Haven't really started on that yet.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostHow goes your sun-tracking solar panel planning?
That's for the summer...
i.e. after about mid-June.Comment
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I was given an old OKI led page printer about 10 years ago.
I got around to plugging it in on the weekend.
Once I'd cleared the ozone out of the room it transpired that it doesn't work any more... assuming that it did work in the first place...
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Fine thanks BI - as long as I don't have to speak to any of the eejits from ClientCo today!!Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
I'm alright. You?Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Come on people, chop chop! I've got to go out and get lunch. This millennium isn't going to appear by itself.Comment
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Bollocks, now the local cinema decides that they *are* going to show Monsters vs. Aliens on a Friday morning. Looks to be on tomorrow morning too, so I might just take the kids along then and find something else to do with them this afternoon.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Sorry, we not drivelling fast enough for you?Originally posted by Bunk View PostCome on people, chop chop! I've got to go out and get lunch. This millennium isn't going to appear by itself.
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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