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    #167701
    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post


    Doing a ½ day then?
    Aye Got a week away in Cornwall in a couple of weeks which I'm really looking forward to
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      #167702
      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      <shudder>

      LIM - Lotus/Intel/Microsoft.

      They bred and made a monster.
      I just had a flashback
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        #167703
        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        I wondered whether someone would slip one of those in.
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          #167704
          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          typical!
          Oo! An 00!

          I was having to reboot everything. One of those random "We're not letting you on t'Interweb until we've had some attention, flesh bitch" tantrums from the technology.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            #167705
            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            The Fog has lifted
            Has the blood returned to your optics?

            Been for a lie down?
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              #167706
              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              Oo! An 00!

              I was having to reboot everything. One of those random "We're not letting you on t'Interweb until we've had some attention, flesh bitch" tantrums from the technology.
              I was searching for a link to that Grass Gaming Mat at the time.
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                #167707
                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                Marking PIC programming...

                I'd love to see something novel...

                And possibly original...

                Instead of the same old same old...

                But I've been doing this long enough not to expect too much.
                What sort of thing do you get?

                How about a controller for an automatic-bonking-machine-for-lonely-ladies?
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  #167708
                  Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                  strangely the marmite didn't seem to make any difference - the air was still coming out.
                  But was it genuine Jesus Marmite?
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    #167709
                    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                    Klytus, I'm bored.
                    Can't you make a minion suffer, or torture Flash Gordon a bit?
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      #167710
                      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                      i emerged, breathless and sweaty from the undergrowth and found myself in the middle of a family picnic.
                      Not a good choice of location for a spot of cunnilingus then?
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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