i waved farewell to xp and hello to vistas.
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I did wonder what that strange noise was. A mix of "whoosh" and "Hi ho! Hi ho!" or some such the other night.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostBrilloPad 22,567
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DS23 passes BI.......
Most strange.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Figures.Originally posted by DS23 View Postlast night that was. i punched the air with great delight. took off all my clothes and ran down the street singing "ho hi ho i passed bi you know!"
If you'll excuse both the puns.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postthen i got arrested for disorderly conduct, breaching the peace, indecent exposure and lewd behaviour.Not enough qualifications there for being an MP, though.Originally posted by DS23 View Postand on the basis of these skills have been elected mayor.
For that you also need thievery, fabricating the truth and taking the piss. At GCSE A* grade at least.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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And so on to my third bottle of beer.
Oi! "City 'News Bulletin' loonie!" Don't forget to mention my bottom reports. You missed one yesterday.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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your patience and restraint is admirable sir bi. either that or you are in a different time zone and unaware of the century marker.Comment
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