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[BrowneIssue]

That's the deep fat fryer cleaned - not the most enjoyable of tasks, but it'll be worth it to have proper chips with my pork chop

That's if I've got any potatoes - perhaps I should have checked that first

Noooo - you'll wash away the flavour!

WHS

When my Dad cleaned my Mum's chip pan, she nearly murdered him.

40 years she had been building that patina.

The chips were never as good again.

[BrowneIssue]

That's probably a good thing - the last refill was with rapeseed oil, which was a mistake. I'll stick to sunflower oil from now on.

Beef dripping is of course the ideal, but for some reason this device doesn't support it

So, change the device. You know you're worth it.

Next.

[BrowneIssue]

I've been meaning to give that a go since sampling the results at one of the chipshops at The Black Country Museum. Sublime, truly sublime...

Museum?

I was brought up on beef dripping chips.

[NickFitz]

Looks like the few spuds I possess have gone manky through neglect

Frozen chips it is...

[BrowneIssue]

Looks like the few spuds I possess have gone manky through neglect

Frozen chips it is...

I haven't heard anyone else use the word 'manky' for years.

Not that that fixes your spuds, of course.

[voodooflux]

I thought you had kids? Send one of them.

Genius! Although they might have trouble passing for 18...

[voodooflux]

So, change the device. You know you're worth it.

Next.

Isn't that an advertising slogan...

"Beef Dripping. Because you're worth it."

[BrilloPad]

tpd is approaching 1.2million views

[BrowneIssue]

Isn't that an advertising slogan...

"Beef Dripping. Because you're worth it."

"Prevent strokes later. Harden your arteries NOW.



This message was brought to you by the Beef Dripping Marketing Board."

[BrowneIssue]

I'm going into London for a 2 day conference next week.

To make it affordable, we're staying in a hotel in Hemel Hempstead so I can go in by train from there, and Mrs BI can see friends we know in the area

The ******* London Midland railway workers have announced a strike on the West Coast Main Line on Tuesday, the first day of the seminar.

Bastards. Utter bastards.



We left the south east because the trains were tulipe.