which is a little disturbing.
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Putty. Putty. Putty.
Green Putty - Grutty Peen.
Grarmpitutty - Morning!
Pridsummer - Grorning Utty!
Discovery..... Oh.
Putty?..... Armpit?
Armpit..... Putty.
Not even a particularly
Nice shade of green."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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I suppose I could have posted that line by line"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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I didn't know the BBC have a Vogon Poetry Generator.Originally posted by DaveB View Postwhich has the effect of constantly reminding me of Vgon Poetry.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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but since VF has Ninja'd the century in his usual manner"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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there didnt seem to be much point."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View Postbut since VF has Ninja'd the century in his usual manner
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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although I suppose it would have wasted a few more minutes"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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of this interminably boring afternoon."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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I really should do some work"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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