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Absolutely. It's between him and whatever staff were on duty at A&E that night particular night.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket? -
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At least until after the team meeting at 1pm.....Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI am still hingry after my lunch. I must resist the temptation of the cakes.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWE recently recorded the great sperm race for the twins. Now we have to build up the courage to show them.
We intend to skip the bit with the lapdancers..........
Last night DS2 told me he knew why we shouldn't have a cockerel. I feared the worst, and that a tricky conversation was pending that might require me to respond with "ask your mother". However, it turns out that we shouldn't have one because "they make too much noise." Phew.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Nothing wrong with raising a few chickens. You could sell them. Or eat themOriginally posted by voodooflux View Post
Last night DS2 told me he knew why we shouldn't have a cockerel. I feared the worst, and that a tricky conversation was pending that might require me to respond with "ask your mother". However, it turns out that we shouldn't have one because "they make too much noise." Phew.
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Give in to the cake* - resistance is futile.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI am still hingry after my lunch. I must resist the temptation of the cakes.
*Or is that The Borg?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I like your thinking...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostNothing wrong with raising a few chickens. You could sell them. Or eat them
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I am determined to resist. Summer is coming and I must lose weight......Originally posted by voodooflux View PostGive in to the cake* - resistance is futile.
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Oh it was you was it......Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAgreed. What a man does with an orange is his own private affair......Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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Reckon we can drivel to the millennium in the next 20 minutes?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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