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My timings all out of synch!Originally posted by zeitghost View PostYou're a bit early; the Millennium isn't until later in the week
What with all this w*rk I have to doSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostI should think to too - bad Zeity


Nothing like a good spanking to round off the morning...
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What? Invoicing time?Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostAnd no, it is not the time of the month

Yes it is
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ahh, Invoicing time - I seem to remember themOriginally posted by Bear View PostWhat? Invoicing time?
Yes it is
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Just reminded me of a comment that BabyBear1 made yesterday...
He's looking at a load of numbers in a book and says....
'Hmmmm.....it makes 50 quid!'
That's my boy - thinking of the money!Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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I know it was a different thread, but...
Questions:Originally posted by zeitghostHere we go here we go here we go...
Wear your mushrooms with Pride...
a) Have you finished the repairs to your ship?
b) Have you enough fuel to bugger off yet?
c) May I come?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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You'll be glad to find a gig for some peace and quiet!Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
No wireless connection on my laptop!!!!
Using old desk top and conection is ssssoooooo sloooooooowwwww



Fishing agents keep phoning


DS is with me today ' cause he has 'hurt his foot'
Dogs keep barking as there are loads of people with hedgecutters and lawn mowers about

And so far I have had 3 deleiveries for Mr ZD from ebay


Aggghhhhhh
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I think he must be having one of his students for lunch........either that or it is the Lustie
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This is probably no help at all, but mine works fineOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI haven't yet bought my mobile broadband dongle thingie. In reviews I kept finding comments like this:
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