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    #id
    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    One hesitates to enquire about the ring...
    I should think to too - bad Zeity
    Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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      #id
      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      You're a bit early; the Millennium isn't until later in the week
      My timings all out of synch!

      What with all this w*rk I have to do
      Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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        #id
        Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
        I should think to too - bad Zeity
        Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

        Nothing like a good spanking to round off the morning...

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          #id
          Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
          And no, it is not the time of the month
          What? Invoicing time?


          Yes it is
          Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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            #id
            Originally posted by Bear View Post
            What? Invoicing time?


            Yes it is
            ahh, Invoicing time - I seem to remember them
            Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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              #id
              Just reminded me of a comment that BabyBear1 made yesterday...

              He's looking at a load of numbers in a book and says....

              'Hmmmm.....it makes 50 quid!'

              That's my boy - thinking of the money!
              Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                #id
                I know it was a different thread, but...

                Originally posted by zeitghost
                Here we go here we go here we go...

                Wear your mushrooms with Pride...
                Questions:

                a) Have you finished the repairs to your ship?

                b) Have you enough fuel to bugger off yet?

                c) May I come?
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
                  No wireless connection on my laptop!!!!

                  Using old desk top and conection is ssssoooooo sloooooooowwwww

                  Fishing agents keep phoning

                  DS is with me today ' cause he has 'hurt his foot'

                  Dogs keep barking as there are loads of people with hedgecutters and lawn mowers about

                  And so far I have had 3 deleiveries for Mr ZD from ebay

                  Aggghhhhhh
                  You'll be glad to find a gig for some peace and quiet!
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    #id
                    I think he must be having one of his students for lunch........either that or it is the Lustie
                    Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      I haven't yet bought my mobile broadband dongle thingie. In reviews I kept finding comments like this:
                      This is probably no help at all, but mine works fine
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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