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    Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post
    Oh clocks go forward today, well tomorrow. Jump forward an hour at 01:00.

    I think I'll do some clock shenanigans he he he
    My Super ZeitGhost(tm) Security Alarm TimeSetting Thingie(tm) worked a treat again...

    Much easier than using the Armpit luggable, procomm+, and trying to remember how I wrote the timesetting software in 2001...

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      Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post
      Timewatch: Pyramid - The Last Secret - on BBC2 looks interesting.
      Vaguely...

      I watched the Timewatch about raising the cannons from that ship off Alderney last night... it's been waiting to be watch for about 6 weeks.

      Loved the bit where they compared a 1911 Colt 45 Auto with a black powder musket... and were surprised that the musket ball penetrated 2mm of steel plate whereas the .45 slug didn't...

      The cannon manufacturing and firing was fun too...

      Didn'm much like the look of the wrought iron cannon though... more dangerous to the gunner than the target...

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        Originally posted by minestrone View Post
        Tits, bum, fanny, the lot.

        Gregorys girl is on C4 in an hour.
        "Whadda we do next, Butch?"...

        "If he wins, shoot him"...

        "Think you used enough dynamite there Butch?"

        None of that's in Gregory's Girl though.

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          Or a lack of opposable thumbs...

          Do GALs have opposable thumbs?
          Several.

          HTH.

          We also shift recalcitrant oil filters with long screwdrivers and a hammer...

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            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            Several.

            HTH.

            We also shift recalcitrant oil filters with long screwdrivers and a hammer...
            Which is something we earthlings have been able to do for years!

            Show me something impressive lizard-boy!

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              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                VF is always thinking about dinner.
                breakfast/2nd breakfast/elevenses/lunch/afternoon tea/dinner/supper/any other meal I may have forgotten
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                  Hey VF!


                  Hi all!

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                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    breakfast/2nd breakfast/elevenses/lunch/afternoon tea/dinner/supper/any other meal I may have forgotten
                    Morning all.

                    I am becoming increasingly convinced that VF is actually a Hobbit. Check his feet for hair!
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      Hey VF!

                      Hi all!
                      Wotcha Churchy
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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