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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Anyone remember this one?

    Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
    Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
    Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth
    Form a string quartet, and pretend your name is Keith.
    Learn Arapaho...

    Almost as good as the RS232 Lead Song from the same source.

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Hey Zeity

      Drilling ringing in your ears still?
      That boy go raaaaaaa
      Copyright (C) BabyBear1 - with thanks to VF for hosting

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        There was a time when my dad would say,
        “Hey son, you can’t dance that way!
        “If you know someone that you like lots
        “Show ‘em the fish and the cardboard box!”

        Okay, we’re gonna teach you how to rave
        This is part one… Big Fish, Little Fish…

        1
        2
        3
        4

        Big Fish
        Big Fish
        Big Fish
        CARD-BOARD-BOX!

        Big Fish, Little Fish
        Big Fish, Little Fish
        Big Fish, Little Fish
        CARD-BOARD-BOX!

        Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box!
        Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box!
        Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box!
        We’re all raving mad!

        Now my mate Malc at the superstore
        Said to me, “I can’t take no more!
        “Don’t just stand there like a wally
        “Stack those shelves, shopping trolley!”

        This is part two…
        You gotta stack the shelves and you got a shopping trolley with a wonky wheel

        1
        2
        3
        4

        Stack the shelves
        Stack the shelves
        Stack the shelves
        CARD-BOARD-BOX!

        (STACK ‘EM!)

        Stack the shelves, shopping trolley
        Stack the shelves, shopping trolley
        Stack the shelves, shopping trolley
        CARD-BOARD-BOX!

        (BIG FISH!)

        Big Fish, Little Fish
        Big Fish, Little Fish
        Big Fish, Little Fish
        CARD-BOARD-BOX!

        Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box!
        Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box!
        Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box!
        We’re all raving mad!

        Now you’re looking good, you’re looking sound!
        Got your hat the wrong way ‘round
        There’s no cure – no antidote!
        Just yo-yo-yo and row the boat!

        Okay, this is the last bit
        You gotta get your yo-yo and you gotta row your boat!

        1
        2
        3
        4

        Yo-Yo
        Yo-Yo
        Yo-Yo
        CARD-BOARD-BOX!

        Yo-Yo, row your boat
        Yo-Yo, row your boat
        Yo-Yo, row your boat
        CARD-BOARD-BOX!

        (STACK ‘EM!)

        Stack the shelves
        Stack the shelves
        Stack the shelves
        CARD-BOARD-BOX!

        (TROLLEY!)

        Stack the shelves, shopping trolley
        Stack the shelves, shopping trolley
        Stack the shelves, shopping trolley
        CARD-BOARD-BOX!

        (BIG FISH!)

        Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box!
        Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box!
        Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box!
        We’re all raving mad!

        Right, now we’ve shown you how to rave
        We’re gonna see how much you’ve learned
        We’re gonna put it all together!

        1
        2
        3
        4

        (YO-YO!)

        Yo-Yo, row your boat
        Yo-Yo, row your boat
        Yo-Yo, row your boat
        CARD-BOARD-BOX!

        (STACK ‘EM!)

        Stack the shelves, shopping trolley
        Stack the shelves, shopping trolley
        Stack the shelves, shopping trolley
        CARD-BOARD-BOX!

        (BIG FISH!)

        Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box!
        Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box!
        Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box!
        We’re all raving mad!

        WE’RE ALL RAVING MAD!
        Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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          Seems to have stopped for a while.

          There's just hammering now...

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              Ok - I shall stop now

              Or maybe not....................
              Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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                Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post
                Hey Zeity

                Drilling ringing in your ears still?
                What really really doesn't help is the buzzing noise that the etch tank makes with the air pump switched on....

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                  Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
                  Ok - I shall stop now

                  Or maybe not....................
                  Carry on...I dare you!
                  That boy go raaaaaaa
                  Copyright (C) BabyBear1 - with thanks to VF for hosting

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                    Diddley dum de di doh...

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                      Gosh... there's 2 students in here... I'd forgotten about the other one.

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