test please delete

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A pissed-up punter to punch you in the gob shouting "Customer Service that!"

McPunch

McGob

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Grilled sausages in tiger bread butties. With apple juice.

Tiger bread FTW

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Bear with me while I park the TPD Time Machine™.

Empty the door pockets of sweetie wrappers.

Pull the black bag of fast food wrappers from off the back seats and throw it in next door's wheely-bin.

Wipe the sweat marks off the front seat. (We really must get a cover for that seat.)

Put it into Auto-Park and <poof!> it has gone to whatever dimension it puts itself in.

If you find a tray of kebab meat and chips it's mine.

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On the train on Wednesday, a bloke pretending to be Typhoid Mary was doing showing-off sneezes down the length of the carriage.

Did he do a somersault with each one?

I can't prove it is his fault I have had coughs & sneezes and aches for a couple of days, but I still hope he injures himself badly doing DIY this weekend.

Send him over to Diver's place for some chainsaw lessons.

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Cadbury world was fabulous! Probably best thing about Birmingham!

Glad you enjoyed it. It may well be the best thing after The Wellington.

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I notice you no longer get any sample chocolate : only chocolate bars. Not good.

It depends on the day I think - some days they do special runs.

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Thai green curry for tea.

It had chilli seeds in it.

Expect a full bottom report later.

Duck and cover everyone!

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We've just been inundated with a squillion little flying buggers.

Shortly, we'll find out if they're hungry little buggers too.

Going by the itchiness that is appearing on legs, arms and back, they're hungry little buggers.

I can empathise - I got bitten repeatedly last night. I suspect I appeared to be the human equivalent of a mixed grill to whatever feasted upon me.

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These poxy low energy bulbs don't get hot enough to cook critters.

emit any light

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evening all

Evening