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[voodooflux]

I'd better do my TPD catch up...back in a bit.

[voodooflux]

Animal husbandry had to be invented so that we could milk the animals.

For some reason that phrase puts me in mind of Sid Meier's Civ IV.

[voodooflux]

So could it be true that the pinnacle of human achievement is the Jacobs Tuc cheese sandwich?

How far we have come. Personally Sky+ would get my vote as the pinnacle of human achievement.

[voodooflux]

I do wonder if I am wasting my time trying to catch up.

You can't be far off now, shirley? Got as far as December yet?

[voodooflux]

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[DaveB]

How far we have come. Personally Sky+ would get my vote as the pinnacle of human achievement.

My vote goes to the Bombay Behemoth. Truly a work of genius!

[voodooflux]

They have:

• fat balls
• crushed nuts

Made your mind up

[BrowneIssue]

Quietly gets the chainsaw out to chop down another tree...

Brrrr.

Brrrr dug-a-dug.

Brrrr.
BrrrrRRRAAAAARRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

[zara_backdog]

Mind you, it is tempting.

We used to go on narrowboat holidays a few times a year (who'd be a permie?). By this time of day I could expect to have 2 or 3 pints inside me, especially in the summer months. I could have been drinking for 4 hours by now. And I'd meet people at the locks already drunk. Sometimes they'd not be on boats.

It's a lovely life for a dipso.

Ahh - druken people, locks and a canal - as we have a canal at the bottom of the garden this gives us endless fun in the summer months. Even more so if we go to the local and see them operating the drawbridge

[voodooflux]

Mind you, it is tempting.

We used to go on narrowboat holidays a few times a year (who'd be a permie?). By this time of day I could expect to have 2 or 3 pints inside me, especially in the summer months. I could have been drinking for 4 hours by now. And I'd meet people at the locks already drunk. Sometimes they'd not be on boats.

It's a lovely life for a dipso.

I found that a couple of pints made it far easier to get the boat into a lock.

And that could easily be a euphemism for something smutty, the precise details of which are left as an exercise for the reader.