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It's a bit more like a demand of "Cuddle Me Now"...Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Postkeep dishing out those cuddles in the mean time.Comment
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Aha!
The dtmf thingie had me foxed.
Then I discovered that the table of tone values starts at one and not zero...
You can't fool an old lizard for long.
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Hey BrilloOriginally posted by BrilloPad View Post
ClientCo quiet?
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Schoolboy error thatOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostAha!
The dtmf thingie had me foxed.
Then I discovered that the table of tone values starts at one and not zero...
You can't fool an old lizard for long.
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Slippers? What page in the Kama Sutra is that then?Originally posted by voodooflux View PostMorning squire
And Happy Birthday! Did CM get you some new slippers?Comment
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After the chapter on paddle techniqueOriginally posted by Churchill View PostSlippers? What page in the Kama Sutra is that then?
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Right at the beginning...Originally posted by Churchill View PostSlippers? What page in the Kama Sutra is that then?
Slipp er oneSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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