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Did you fail the "how to spot a card with cash in it and pinch it without being caught" test?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Lego Mindstorms can do thatOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostIt moves in straight(ish) lines and doesn't sense the white line, but hey! it's early days yet.
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I didn't have the knee problem back then... it's 4 or more years of wandering up & down all these frigging stairs that's done my knees in...Originally posted by voodooflux View PostProbably for the best - would have played havoc with your knee that.
But I don't think I'd have fitted in well at the post office.
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My wife insists on posting cash to her brother's kids on the birthday and at Xmas.
Then she has to post another card with a cheque a week or so later.
Either the postman's nicking them, or her brother is.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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No.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostWas it squatting?
It was previously just sitting there & doing not a lot really.Comment
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Even a Slinky can move in straight(ish) lines without sensing the white line, too!Originally posted by voodooflux View PostLego Mindstorms can do that
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Not really wanting the job, I put "bad back" on the medical conditions...Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostDid you fail the "how to spot a card with cash in it and pinch it without being caught" test?
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Was it the requirement to wear shorts?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostBut I don't think I'd have fitted in well at the post office.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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I believe a lot of "celebrities" are rather good at following white lines too. With a straw.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostEven a Slinky can move in straight(ish) lines without sensing the white line, too!Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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It's not the destination, it's the journey...Originally posted by voodooflux View PostLego Mindstorms can do that
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