It appears that I shall have to go and pee in a cup at some point tommorow.
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Since according to the nice lady in HR who just called me I am supposed to be having a company medical and drug/alchohol screening test."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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I may give MrsB a call and see if we have any asparagus left for dinner tonight."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Just to lighten the proceedings."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Is that where they ply you with drugs and alcolohol and get you to watch movies?Originally posted by DaveB View PostSince according to the nice lady in HR who just called me I am supposed to be having a company medical and drug/alchohol screening test.
IGMCWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I'm pretty sure it doesnt count as substance abuse."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostI may give MrsB a call and see if we have any asparagus left for dinner tonight.
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Get it quickly, and be gone!Originally posted by voodooflux View PostIs that where they ply you with drugs and alcolohol and get you to watch movies?
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And it will break the monotony for the BUPA nurse."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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