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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
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    Arrrrrrr - he's coming for me!!

    I reckon I've got a few days before I get overtaken, though
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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post


      Right, what's for lunch? Boys!


      HTH
      No - CM doesn't do bukkake...
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        Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
        No - CM doesn't do bukkake...
        Should we ask how you know? (I know this will result in the posting of links to posts, rather than the smut intended!)

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          It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
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            I struggle with technology and come to the conclusion I have become old and stupid. Last night I spent a couple of hours with a mate who is tearing his hair out maintaining a community web site. He cannot get it to work with IE and Firefox* correctly. He wittered on about PHP syntax errors and downloaded script incompatibilities while I reminisced about how easy and fun it was to write defensive, secure, robust, efficient COBOL in a multi-user, n-tier database environment with fail-over and redundant mirroring all built into our hand-crafted libraries.

            So I feel all useless and decrepit.

            Then I read:
            Originally posted by Bear View Post





            ****ity **** **** ****ity ****


            Surely it can't that hard!!!!!
            So it's not just me then? Technology really has become crap.



            * "Firefox" is not in the Firefox spell checker's dictionary. How modest is that?
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              Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
              Should we ask how you know? (I know this will result in the posting of links to posts, rather than the smut intended!)
              It's just a guess (and and I don't think she'll know what it is )
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                Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
                Should we ask how you know? (I know this will result in the posting of links to posts, rather than the smut intended!)


                Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                It's just a guess (and and I don't think she'll know what it is )
                You are right, I have no idea...
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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  I struggle with technology and come to the conclusion I have become old and stupid. Last night I spent a couple of hours with a mate who is tearing his hair out maintaining a community web site. He cannot get it to work with IE and Firefox* correctly. He wittered on about PHP syntax errors and downloaded script incompatibilities while I reminisced about how easy and fun it was to write defensive, secure, robust, efficient COBOL in a multi-user, n-tier database environment with fail-over and redundant mirroring all built into our hand-crafted libraries.

                  So I feel all useless and decrepit.

                  Then I read:

                  So it's not just me then? Technology really has become crap.



                  * "Firefox" is not in the Firefox spell checker's dictionary. How modest is that?
                  Sounds like you need to get a chimp in to fix it.
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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    You are right, I have no idea...
                    It's far too rude for an innocent convent girl like you to consider

                    No doubt, if it were Friday, someone would post a link for you.
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                      Time for lunch

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