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    Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
    It has IE 6, and no spell check. So expect awful spelling today (or a lot of smaller words!)
    Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
    Good morning CUK'ers.

    I am on the worst PC ever today as a result of laptop issues. I therefore claim first rights on the approaching '000.
    Is it a 286?

    You can run Win 3.0 on a 286...

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      Nice and busy on here this morning - good work all
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        Is it a 286?

        You can run OS/2 on a 286...
        Xenix is better...

        Churchill - In "Where's me sandles" mode?

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          Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
          Do not be cheeky, bean counter.
          Nonsense.

          She's a spook in MI6...

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              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              Nice and busy on here this morning - good work all
              And I'm sure it has nothing to do with the impending millenium
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                I suspect it's my fault for mentioning ***.*** the other day...

                Mea culpa, mea maxima culpa...


                Does ***.*** need an excuse?

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Population
                  1833 Revenues
                  424200 € Unemployment 1 %
                  Transport 98 %
                  Crime rate 1 %
                  Pollution 1 %

                  rank=309

                  .sig updated......
                  I have just popped in. Damn thing nearly crashed this heap of junk on my desk though!!

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    But nowhere near enough recently!
                    I know... I miss ye too... but I have to pay the bills, pay for holidays, shoes, handbags...

                    Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
                    But who polices the police? Can you see the dilema here?
                    This police, don't need policing

                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    Nonsense.

                    She's a spook in MI6...
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      And I'm sure it has nothing to do with the impending millenium
                      There is a thread over in general with links to interesting piccies of CM......

                      <sprints for finish line>

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