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    #id
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    It compensates for gigging for a s**t client.
    S**t and Client in the same sentence?

    I normally try to only sh*t and ClientCo. Somebody has to pay for it!

    I was going to knock up an iPhone app into which you could put your hourly rate and "start it off" when you went to the toilet. It would tell you how much you earned while "thinking."

    Just a thought.

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      #id
      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      Thank you kind Sir.

      Where is CM and her branded paddle anyway?

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        #id
        Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
        Is causing me to ponder on whether I would look good sporting a beard though!
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          #id
          Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
          S**t and Client in the same sentence?

          I normally try to only sh*t and ClientCo. Somebody has to pay for it!

          I was going to knock up an iPhone app into which you could put your hourly rate and "start it off" when you went to the toilet. It would tell you how much you earned while "thinking."

          Just a thought.
          I think NF is already working on it!

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            #id
            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            What is wrong with a beard?

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              #id
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              I think NF is already working on it!
              Good man!

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                #id
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Thank you kind Sir.

                Where is CM and her branded paddle anyway?
                Probably still "busy" - although hopefully her "knicker elastic alarm" (now there's an image) has just gone off and she'll be along shortly to dish out punishment.
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                  That'll be a no then will it?

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
                    Genuinely true. Unlike some around these parts, I am not obsessed by numbers which have nothing to do with money!
                    I like all numbers. I am a and proud!

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      What is wrong with a beard?
                      VF sports one?

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