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    #139281
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    What should I do with my 10k post?

    (Getting Banned is not an option!)
    Put it in TPD.

    No wait, that doesn't work any more

    - An impassioned plea for LR posts to count again (purely for the irony)

    - A dedicated love poem to the special one in your life

    - Massive n**ks is always a good idea

    - A thread on how great CUK used to be in the good old days, just to wake milan up this year

    - Placeholder

    - Make an important post in TPD, then start a new thread linking to it.

    My 10000th post was my CUK christmas message 2007.
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      #139282
      With this post, I will be 9 posts off 1,500 drivels.

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        #139283
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        What should I do with my 10k post?

        (Getting Banned is not an option!)
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #139284
          Originally posted by ControlG View Post
          Hi All

          On returning from New York last July my daughter's mobile phone bill was £280!

          Best part was when her phone rang at 3am. It was her boyfriend - he didn't realised there was a time difference
          I trust you are doing all you can to discourage this relationship...

          My 5 year old knows that there is a time difference!
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            #139285
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            What should I do with my 10k post?

            (Getting Banned is not an option!)
            You could never leave LR again, and just remain on 9999.

            Kind of like El Diablo staying on 666
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              #139286
              Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
              - Massive n**ks is always a good idea
              This man speaks the truth.
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                #139287
                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                This man speaks the truth.
                He certainly does!

                However, I'm not getting banned on my 10k post!

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                  #139288
                  Originally posted by ControlG View Post
                  Hi All

                  On returning from New York last July my daughter's mobile phone bill was £280!

                  Best part was when her phone rang at 3am. It was her boyfriend - he didn't realised there was a time difference
                  Hey BEL - how's stuff?
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    #139289
                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                    I trust you are doing all you can to discourage this relationship...

                    My 5 year old knows that there is a time difference!
                    The more I try to discourage it, the stronger it becomes! 2 years now!!

                    If it ever gets as far as marriage I have my plan already in place. I'll tell him the church is in a different time zone so don't forget to arrive 2 hours later
                    "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it" - George Bernard Shaw

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                      #139290
                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      Hey BEL - how's stuff?
                      Hi VF

                      Busy at moment. How're you doing?
                      "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it" - George Bernard Shaw

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