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    Originally posted by Sputnik
    yo shake it girl!


    mmmm. peaches.....

    PMSL I've just noticed your signiture!!!!!!

    "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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      Originally posted by Mr Crosby
      Whats the source for this?

      Lethal Weapon 2

      Bad SA accent great Nips

      It has always stuck with me

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        Originally posted by janey
        PMSL I've just noticed your signiture!!!!!!

        do i get special treats?!
        Founder Member of the 'I love Janey' Fan Club

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          Originally posted by GBH123
          Lethal Weapon 2

          Bad SA accent great Nips

          It has always stuck with me
          I'll check it out again.

          See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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            Originally posted by janey
            better?!
            OMG - Now I do like a girl who says "better?" after you are done.

            Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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              Originally posted by Sputnik
              Founder Member of the 'I love Janey' Fan Club

              Can i join Can i join
              Can i join Can i join
              Can i join Can i join

              oh , do i get a picture, signed or not

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                Ode to Janey

                Oh Janey your so fine
                Your so fine
                You blow my mind

                Oh Janey

                Oh Janey

                Oh Janey love you to Bits
                Really want to feel your
                Bits

                Oh Janey

                Oh Janey

                Oh Janey want you to spank me
                Then we can have some
                Hanky panky

                Oh Janey

                Oh Janey

                OOOOHHHHHH Janey

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                  Big Bottom
                  (Originally performed by: Spinal Tap)

                  The bigger the cushion
                  The sweeter the pushin'
                  That's what I said

                  The looser the waistband
                  The deeper the quicksand
                  Or so I have read

                  My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
                  I like to sink her with my pink torpedo

                  Big bottom
                  Big bottom
                  Talk about bum cakes
                  My girl's got 'em
                  Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
                  How can I leave this behind?

                  I saw her on Monday
                  'Twas my lucky bun day
                  You know what I mean

                  I love her each weekday
                  Each velvety cheekday
                  You know what I mean

                  My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
                  Big game is waiting there inside her tights

                  Big bottom
                  Big bottom
                  Talk about mudflaps
                  My gal's got 'em
                  Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
                  How can I leave this behind?

                  My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
                  I like to sink her with my pink torpedo

                  Big bottom
                  Big bottom
                  Talk about bum cakes
                  My girl's got 'em
                  Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
                  How can I leave this behind?
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    awww you boys are so sweet!
                    "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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                      Originally posted by Sputnik
                      do i get special treats?!
                      what treats would you like?!
                      how about a bonio?!
                      "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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